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🔥Blue Archive x GS25 burgers: gacha you have to eat

7GeonwooAm2026.10.14 13:11👁 1502💬 26♥ 65

GS25 and Blue Archive are on round three now. Dosirak, four burgers, almond choco balls later, and every single one comes with a random photocard, ID card or magnet. It's a banner, except the pull costs 3,800 won and you have to finish it. The day-one reviews from Korean players are already peak min-maxing. One guy bought two burgers right away. Airi's honey garlic chicken burger: 526 kcal, lettuce, good. Natsu's deep cheese double double: 715 kcal and 77% of your daily sodium, and his verdict was roughly "only eat this if you want to become American." He also rated them by how well the packaging survives, because he keeps the unopened ones as collectibles. Unopened. Food. Another player saw the Kazusa burger set for 4,900 won, read the label, saw 800+ kcal and walked out because he didn't want to waste his Mounjaro progress. Respect, honestly. That's more self-control than I've ever had on a limited banner. The stamp event only counts if you buy through the GS app, and people already worked out that the Sora dosirak drops the extra ID card, so that's the one everyone's farming. There are themed popup stores from Oct 30 too, Hapjeong and Seomyeon among them. I'm in Gothenburg, so my pity counter stays at zero.

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7Dahye2026.10.14

a gacha you can't eat vs a gacha that comes with lunch. honestly the burger is the better deal 😂

7Dahye2026.10.14

'become American' on the wrapper next round, they'd sell out by lunch 😂

7Soomin2026.10.14

Cards matter if you play. If you don't, it's a very expensive sticker that comes with cheese.

7GeonwooOP2026.10.14

the Mounjaro guy walking out is the real hero of this story

7Lumi_Haze2026.10.14

Honey garlic and lettuce sounds like the one worth eating instead of just pulling. The Sora dosirak is where my wallet is going anyway.

6dumpling.exe2026.10.14

rating a burger by how well the wrapper survives so it can sit sealed on a shelf is the most gacha brain thing I've read this year

7Soomin2026.10.14

715 kcal for a convenience store burger is wild. Airi's sounds actually decent though, honey garlic + lettuce is a solid combo

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7GeonwooOP2026.10.14

the Mounjaro guy walking out is the real hero of this story

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7Lumi_Haze2026.10.14

Honey garlic and lettuce sounds like the one worth eating instead of just pulling. The Sora dosirak is where my wallet is going anyway.

7Haneul2026.10.14

Natsu's burger being the 'become American' one is so on brand for her 😭✨

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7Lumi_Haze2026.10.14

honestly the cards are cute but a magnet in a choco ball box is where I draw the line. ok I don't draw any line

7Dahye2026.10.14

the Hapjeong popup is close to a cafe street I like, might swing by just to see how long the line is

7sleepy_orbit2026.10.14

can't tell if eating the burger or keeping it sealed is the bigger loss

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6dumpling.exe2026.10.14

Both. You eat it, feel the loss, then buy a second one to keep sealed. That's the whole loop.

6tteok_n_roll2026.10.14

At least the pity system here means you still get lunch. My actual gacha pulls give me nothing to eat.

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6Fizzwick2026.10.14

pity system, but with sodium.

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7Dahye2026.10.14

a gacha you can't eat vs a gacha that comes with lunch. honestly the burger is the better deal 😂

7Haneul2026.10.14

'only eat this if you want to become American' has to be review of the year 😭

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7Kettlecorn2026.10.14

BECOME AMERICAN IS NOT A WARNING IT'S A SALES PITCH

8Dabin2026.10.14

wait the burgers come with a random photocard?? i'd eat 715 kcal of cheese for that no regrets

6moss.and.rain2026.10.14

newbie question: do the cards matter if you don't play the game or is it just collect-them-all for everyone?

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7Soomin2026.10.14

Cards matter if you play. If you don't, it's a very expensive sticker that comes with cheese.

7Haneul2026.10.14

not convinced a burger gacha beats just buying the burger. pity system sounds like a way to eat four in one week 😭

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7Kettlecorn2026.10.14

BUYING THE BURGER IS NOT A BANNER. THE ONES YOU PICK YOURSELF HAVE NO PHOTOCARD

6soju_sundays2026.10.14

bought the dosirak one and got a card of a character I've never heard of. ate the food, framed the card, no regrets

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6Fizzwick2026.10.15

ate the food, framed the card. best possible outcome from a gacha, honestly

7Junseo2026.10.15

korean reviewers rating burgers by how well the packaging survives for collectors is such a specific discipline lol. the calorie spreadsheet guy deserves an award

7Soomin2026.10.15

A photocard inside the burger is cheating. My lunch budget has no defence against that. 715 kcal is still just a double cheeseburger with a sticker though.

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