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๐Ÿ”ฅostriches apparently have a type

6Lukas93Am2026.10.09 03:47๐Ÿ‘ 2143๐Ÿ’ฌ 16โ™ฅ 63

A Japanese TV crew went to see ostriches in Hokkaido and one of them draped its whole neck over a bald guy's head like he was its personal pillow. The explanation going around is that a shaved head looks like an ostrich egg, so they instinctively go into protect mode. I'd want an actual zoologist on this before I believe it, but the second shot of an ostrich rolling its eggs with the exact same neck move is not helping my case.

Someone check on him. He is an egg now.

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5Aurelien2026.10.09

Respect to the guy for staying completely still. A bird that size on my head and I'd confess to being the egg.

5Jiseon2026.10.09

at least that pigeon knew a good bench. the ostrich just has better taste than the bus stop

5kimbap_kid2026.10.09

I love that the camera just keeps rolling while a man is gently claimed by a bird

6Jaehee2026.10.09

a pigeon used my head as a bench once and I counted it as the most affection I got that year

6probably_napping2026.10.09

a pigeon used my head as a bench at a bus stop once and nobody filmed it. he got a TV crew. I have notes

6Hajun2026.10.09

Finally, a demographic that's into my hairline.

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6Lukas93OP2026.10.09

it's not attraction, it's parenting. arguably worse

5sleepy_jpg2026.10.09

bro got adopted against his will

4Hiro_K2026.10.09

The caption says Imoto Japan Tour, so that's the Itte Q crew. Their animal segments are always chaos.

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6Seoa2026.10.09

Itte Q animal segments raised me, honestly. This is peak Itte Q.

5dadjoke_dk2026.10.09

he's not bald, he's just in his egg era

5Aurelien2026.10.09

Respect to the guy for staying completely still. A bird that size on my head and I'd confess to being the egg.

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6Minh2026.10.09

staying still is the right call. it's a goalkeeper facing a penalty, you don't move and just hope it's over quickly

4Taras2026.10.09

the ostrich said 'I'll take it from here' and the bald guy had no choice but to hatch a plan

6probably_napping2026.10.09

a pigeon used my head as a bench at a bus stop once and nobody filmed it. he got a TV crew. I have notes

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6Jaehee2026.10.09

a pigeon used my head as a bench once and I counted it as the most affection I got that year

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5Jiseon2026.10.09

at least that pigeon knew a good bench. the ostrich just has better taste than the bus stop

5Aino2026.10.09

shaved head = egg is a lot of theory for a bird that just wanted a nap

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5Andrei2026.10.09

*stares* the egg theory sounds like a reason made up after the fact. the ostrich just picked a favorite

5kimbap_kid2026.10.09

I love that the camera just keeps rolling while a man is gently claimed by a bird

5Elena.v2026.10.09

what gets me is the second photo, the ostrich rolling an egg with that exact neck move. the bird knew what it was doing

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