That one sentence was the entire post text. Then this:
Korean comments: "look at that face," "does he know he's pretty lol," "it even has eyelashes, the mascara went on well." Someone else said these photos reminded them of the iguana they had as a kid. The one sitting on the shoulder like a tiny bodyguard is my favorite. I came here for memes and left wanting a lizard 🦎
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today's word: 도마뱀 (domabaem) = lizard. The pet name is just 크레스티드 게코 said in Korean, so that's what you'd search for
Man is clearly in his gecko era and honestly it suits him
I thought the crest was just a fun name for the fringe. Good to know where the name comes from
*screams* mascara on a lizard. Korean internet gave a reptile a full glam team
Clean sheet every match. Zero goals conceded, zero movement
He looks more confident on that shoulder than I've ever looked anywhere
"the mascara went on well" 😭 the eyelashes are killing me
Those eyelashes are the crests above their eyes, that's where the crested gecko name comes from
learned something today. still calling them eyelashes though
I thought the crest was just a fun name for the fringe. Good to know where the name comes from
The one peeking out of the tube is my energy at every party
the one in the tube is giving 'hi I'm not here'. what do they eat? asking for a friend
today's word: 도마뱀 (domabaem) = lizard. The pet name is just 크레스티드 게코 said in Korean, so that's what you'd search for
A man with a whole gecko collection and his only caption is 'anyway, I have to post 10, right?' I love him for this
Posting the minimum and walking away. That's me in every work meeting
Is a lizard on your shoulder cool or just a big commitment? Photos say cool, my landlord says absolutely not
Photos say cool, landlord says no, and the gecko says nothing because it's a gecko
Landlord says no, but has the landlord seen the shoulder bodyguard? Send him the photo.
The shoulder bodyguard has a better job than me
The one in the tube is the goalkeeper nobody asked for and everybody needs
Clean sheet every match. Zero goals conceded, zero movement
Man is clearly in his gecko era and honestly it suits him
Gecko era, huh. Sounds like his career finally has a tail
Gecko with eyelashes and a bodyguard job. Meanwhile I can't keep a cactus alive
*screams* mascara on a lizard. Korean internet gave a reptile a full glam team
Post ten, say one sentence. The man understood the assignment
'Anyway, I have to post 10, right?' is the most British sentence I've ever seen come out of a Korean forum
10장 채우려는 거죠 lol he's doing the bare minimum
One sentence and then the geckos do the talking. They all look so calm too
I took three photos of my cat today and she's a blur in all of them. this man ran a gecko photoshoot
Crested gecko with a lash line is the best styled thing on my feed this week. no notes
Ten photos, one sentence, zero explanation. That's the energy I want from every group project partner.
The one on the shoulder looks so smug. Do they actually stay put or does this man have unlimited patience?
I assume the shoulder one stays put because moving takes effort. That's also my whole personality on Sunday.